Jasmine. 18. Melbourne.
"I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards."

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga: 
rowena: 
godric: 
salazar: 
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING

asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

"People grow apart, and sometimes there’s nothing anyone can do about it.”
— Jay Asher, The Future Of Us (via anditslove)
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