Jasmine. 18. Melbourne.
"I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards."


could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

"Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.”
— (107/365)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break


so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

12.09.14 Friday

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john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars


R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit